I'm really into asian looking animals
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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