Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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