girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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