have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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