I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We have so much sex to catch up on
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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