I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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