some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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