My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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