This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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