my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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