Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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