If that was your dad, he is hot
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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