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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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