addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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