I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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