i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
