After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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