its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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