Plan B is the new Plan A
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I will pee on everything he values.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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