Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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