My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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