Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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