am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
