If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We don't watch enough power rangers
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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