After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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