i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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