You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Your penis caused this!
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