Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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