Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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