My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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