Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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