ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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