I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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