put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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