I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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