420 ftw
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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