I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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