It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
