Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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