The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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