And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
