That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You don't make any sense
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