Sry I called you an 8
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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