so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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