This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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