im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think i have two assholes
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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