I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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