Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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