We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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