I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
