Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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