I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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