Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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