OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
