when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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