You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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