what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
porn star boner night. come get it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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